Posted by: manchucka | August 10, 2008

Amazing Awesoments Abound in China

China is rich in natural and cultural resources. Which resources? you ask. Scienticians have revealed the new Periodic Table of Awesoments, which supplants the now-obsolete Periodic Table of Elements. Let us briefly consider which elements abound in China:

  1. Bacon: yes
  2. Ninja: no
  3. Batman: no
  4. Explosion: yes
  5. Mountain Dew: maybe
  6. Beer: yes
  7. Chocolate: yes
  8. Cheese: yes
  9. Pirates: YES
  10. Sniper: yes
  11. Chuck Norris: yes
  12. Grenades: yes
  13. Boobs: yes
  14. Beef Jerky: kind of
  15. Coffee: yes
  16. Sausage: yes
  17. Zombies: yes
  18. Assassin: yes
  19. Mr. T: yes
  20. Bombs: yes
  21. Laser: yes
  22. Jet Fighter: yes
  23. Throwing stars: no
  24. Minigun: unknown
  25. Sonic Boom: yes
  26. Kung Fu: yes
  27. Jet Pack: unknown
  28. Helicopter: yes
  29. Microwave: yes
  30. Light Speed: unknown
  31. Space: yes
  32. Taco Bell: yes
  33. Kool Aid: unknown
  34. Ramen: yes
  35. Dwarves: yes
  36. Vampire: yes
  37. Bob Saget: no
  38. Rockets: yes
  39. Sword: yes
  40. Tank: yes
  41. Nunchucks: no
  42. Daggers: yes
  43. Trebuchets: yes
  44. Light Saber: yes
  45. Moon Jumps: no
  46. Mecha: unknown
  47. Internet: kind of
  48. Hyperspace: no
  49. Lightning: yes
  50. Fire: yes
  51. Liquor: yes
  52. Doritos: yes
  53. Robots: yes
  54. Wizard: unknown
  55. William Shatner: unknown
  56. Fireworks: yes
  57. Dinosaur: yes
  58. Shark: yes
  59. Dragon: yes
  60. Giant Squid: unknown
  61. Penguin: yes
  62. Eagle: yes
  63. Cheetah: no
  64. Crocodile: kind of
  65. Wolf: yes
  66. Bear: yes
  67. Cobra: yes
  68. Falcon: yes
  69. Trilobite: yes
  70. Werewolves: unknown
  71. Mutants: yes
  72. Monster Truck: no
  73. Motorcycle: yes
  74. Battle Axe: yes
  75. Catapult: yes
  76. Rayguns: unknown
  77. Video Games: yes
  78. Teleport: yes
  79. Computers: yes
  80. Time Travel: unknown
  81. Tornado: yes
  82. Black Holes: no
  83. Storms: yes
  84. Ribs: yes
  85. Aliens: unknown
  86. Jedi: probably
  87. Christopher Walken: yes
  88. Proximity Mines: probably
  89. Mustache: yes
  90. Mohawk: yes
  91. Yin Yang: yes
  92. Skulls: yes
  93. Scars: yes
  94. Tattoos: yes
  95. Mullet: yes
  96. Hoodies: yes
  97. Sunglasses: yes
  98. Guitar Solo: yes
  99. Holograms: yes
  100. Battleship: yes
  101. Fortress: yes
  102. Sex: yes
  103. Metal: yes
  104. Magnets: yes
  105. My Money: yes
  106. Bounty Hunters: yes
  107. Ghost: yes

We will update this post if we recieve unfounded and/or photoshopped sightings of the missing Awesoments.

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