China is rich in natural and cultural resources. Which resources? you ask. Scienticians have revealed the new Periodic Table of Awesoments, which supplants the now-obsolete Periodic Table of Elements. Let us briefly consider which elements abound in China:

1. Bacon: yes
2. Ninja: no
3. Batman: no
4. Explosion: yes
5. Mountain Dew: maybe
6. Beer: yes
7. Chocolate: yes
8. Cheese: yes
9. Pirates: YES
10. Sniper: yes
11. Chuck Norris: yes
12. Grenades: yes
13. Boobs: yes
14. Beef Jerky: kind of
15. Coffee: yes
16. Sausage: yes
17. Zombies: yes
18. Assassin: yes
19. Mr. T: yes
20. Bombs: yes
21. Laser: yes
22. Jet Fighter: yes
23. Throwing stars: no
24. Minigun: unknown
25. Sonic Boom: yes
26. Kung Fu: yes
27. Jet Pack: unknown
28. Helicopter: yes
29. Microwave: yes
30. Light Speed: unknown
31. Space: yes
32. Taco Bell: yes
33. Kool Aid: unknown
34. Ramen: yes
35. Dwarves: yes
36. Vampire: yes
37. Bob Saget: no
38. Rockets: yes
39. Sword: yes
40. Tank: yes
41. Nunchucks: no
42. Daggers: yes
43. Trebuchets: yes
44. Light Saber: yes
45. Moon Jumps: no
46. Mecha: unknown
47. Internet: kind of
48. Hyperspace: no
49. Lightning: yes
50. Fire: yes
51. Liquor: yes
52. Doritos: yes
53. Robots: yes
54. Wizard: unknown
55. William Shatner: unknown
56. Fireworks: yes
57. Dinosaur: yes
58. Shark: yes
59. Dragon: yes
60. Giant Squid: unknown
61. Penguin: yes
62. Eagle: yes
63. Cheetah: no
64. Crocodile: kind of
65. Wolf: yes
66. Bear: yes
67. Cobra: yes
68. Falcon: yes
69. Trilobite: yes
70. Werewolves: unknown
71. Mutants: yes
72. Monster Truck: no
73. Motorcycle: yes
74. Battle Axe: yes
75. Catapult: yes
76. Rayguns: unknown
77. Video Games: yes
78. Teleport: yes
79. Computers: yes
80. Time Travel: unknown
81. Tornado: yes
82. Black Holes: no
83. Storms: yes
84. Ribs: yes
85. Aliens: unknown
86. Jedi: probably
87. Christopher Walken: yes
88. Proximity Mines: probably
89. Mustache: yes
90. Mohawk: yes
91. Yin Yang: yes
92. Skulls: yes
93. Scars: yes
94. Tattoos: yes
95. Mullet: yes
96. Hoodies: yes
97. Sunglasses: yes
98. Guitar Solo: yes
99. Holograms: yes
100. Battleship: yes
101. Fortress: yes
102. Sex: yes
103. Metal: yes
104. Magnets: yes
105. My Money: yes
106. Bounty Hunters: yes
107. Ghost: yes

We will update this post if we recieve unfounded and/or photoshopped sightings of the missing Awesoments.

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